Question: Can you cite a true example of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scotch whiskey
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi
on Japanese motorcycles
treated by an American doctor
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by Indian
using Bill Gates 's technology
and you're probably reading this on your computer
that uses Taiwanese chips
and a Korean monitor
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers
hijacked by Indonesians
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friend, is Globalization.